Bollocks!

The story that has everyone talking this week instead of- you know- real news...

"Keith Richards' comments to NME that he has snorted his dad's ashes has put the forthcoming 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' sequel in jeopardy. As previously reported the story became an international talking point. Now the marketing team behind 'Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End' - the film in which Richards plays Johnny Depp's father - are worried about the effects of The Rolling Stones guitarist's comments will have on success of the film. Dennis Rice, a senior vice-president at Disney, said: "When the (Richards) story was forwarded to me...I thought 'How are we going to spin this?'" He added: "Keith won't be doing a lot of publicity for this movie." A release date for the film, the third in the series, has not been announced, reports LA Times. It is, however, widely thought to be coming out in the summer." I could be wrong but i doubt any parent is going to keep their tot at home due to this latest news from the Keith Richards camp-come on, it's a Johnny Depp movie!